for the love of god, halt's maul!

You know who I'm talking about - that guy in the restaurant, the loudmouths in the airport lounge, the colleague on the other side of the wafer-thin cubicle wall - who either a) imagines everyone is fascinated by minutiae of their every life experience b) has no sense of personal boundaries be it their own or others or c) suffers from voice modulation dysfunction. For those situations when you'd really like to tell someone to shut the f@#$ up but social conventions prevent it, here's a genuinely useful design object.

Alison Riley's "Stop Talking" cards are just the ticket. Get yours here