baby, it's scary outside

Forget the cold, baby it's downright scary out there and designer Tristan Zimmerman ain't about to let us forget it. In these troubled times, there's no excuse to forgo any good fear-based opportunity, least of all in our home furnishings. These "park planters" fit the bill nicely.





























For the extra vigilant who prefer to be kept constantly informed about exactly how afraid to be in a given day, Paul Gort's home version of the security meter is a must-have. Tastefully designed to discreetly complement any decor, you need never worry again about being caught inappropriately fearful or less.
























and so concludes the second installment in my "7th commandment" sunday fireside series.